"it" just moved
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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