College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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