You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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