He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
ttyl tear gas
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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