This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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