he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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