We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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