too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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