Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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