well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
