So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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