where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
kristin has been a bad kristin
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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