I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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