i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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