And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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