We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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