so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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