...so i touched it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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