Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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