Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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