Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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