Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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