She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
