I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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