So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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