Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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