he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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