...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Dick very happy bro
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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