Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My bed smells like the plague
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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