Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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