I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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