just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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