So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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