508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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