Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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