I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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