she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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