she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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