What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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