oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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