This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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