i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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