Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Shame - the story of my life.
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