I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
How's work?
Spinning.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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