Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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