How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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