grandma shit on top of the toilet
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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