I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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