He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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