Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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