i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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