I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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