I don't think brook has ever known best
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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