I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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