We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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