No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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