Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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